Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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