it was like eating out sand paper
my shit smells like andre
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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