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there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
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i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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