is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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