I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
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Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
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Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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