You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
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I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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