I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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