i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
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Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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