ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
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Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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