is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
