it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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