i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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