My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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