Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
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I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
My vagina just clenched in fear
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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