I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
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so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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