she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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