I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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