I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
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I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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