ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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