If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
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