Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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