nut hugger
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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