she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
