yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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