Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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