Yo dont text me then not text me
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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