My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
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I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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