how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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