Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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