I must be too annoying 4 u.
so explain again why im purple
no
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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