ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
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This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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