you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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