OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
dude. I can hear the air.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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