im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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