There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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