How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
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