No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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