I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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