Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize