He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
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It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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