: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
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I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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