He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
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Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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