Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
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He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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