You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
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I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
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I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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