She is in my trunk
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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