yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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