Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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