I wish I only lived at night.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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