i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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