Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
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Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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