We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
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In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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