Its about making memories worth repressing
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I can't put those talents on a resume
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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