It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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