Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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