I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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