Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I love you.
Bad choice
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