he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
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Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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