just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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