so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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